October 2011
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September 2011
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mikeythemethmatician:
I ain’t sayin she a gold digger but she did move west to california in 1849.
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“SO YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT WASHINGTON D.C. ISNT IN WASHINGTON?!”
girl at school in all seriousness
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in photography today our teacher was telling us about how this picture she took of a mountain valley thing looked like a vagina and later she told us how queen victoria had nine kids so i was like “i bet her vagina was as wide as that valley” and she goes “YOU’LL NEVER EVEN KNOW WHAT ONE OF THOSE LOOKS LIKE”
really i’m still speechless that was the best...
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a teacher today told us that coke zero is the “nectar of the gods”
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Watch
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if i was a make-up artist i would have to try so hard not to stab the models in the eyes with eyeliner cause the whole time i’d be thinking “wow this bitch makes so much more money than i do and i’m contributing to the process of her making money”
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“Some of my teacher are very mean to me, they call me uhh, Anorexic and i am like...”
– Daphne Groeneveld
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Me: hey, girl, come get your picture taken it's for a fundraiser
Girl: um sorry i can't, we're in a recession
Me: OH IS THAT WHY YOUR HAIR IS SO NAPPY?
rihanna’s new song is funny because you know she can’t sing that well in real life
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the only people that hit on me are drunk people
Anonymous asked: post a cute outfit of yours i want to see ur sTyLe
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people who like alexander mcqueen because of lady gaga
people whose favorite designer is alexander mcqueen because of lady gaga
people who think they know everything about fashion because lady gaga wears alexander mcqueen
SMFH
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