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blacktwink:

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bitch gag on them spaghetti o’s chef boyardee couture bitch

that’s my new blog title thanks, musty bitch

       sporadicimpulses

blacktwink:

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u and joey are gonna be the death of me w ur sonic plushie fetishes

kiss my damn ass

slimed:

i just took a shower on facetime as per usual but when i got out i was wearing my towel like a dress but let my b*lls hang out and i put it on camera and asked matt if my dress was too short